Quotes Page
Hmmm. Well, if you made it this far you'll probably be either very bored or genuinely interested. If the former, I apologise in advance. If the latter, you asked for it.
I hope you're not disappointed.
If you are, tough.
My Quote of the Moment...
"Intelligence invariably leads to stupidity."
Some of my favourite quotes...
"To friends! Life belongs to those that love, and where love reigns is man truly king!"
- Stephen R. Lawhead, "The Paradise War"
"Only a mountain has lived long enough to listen objectively to the howl of a wolf."
- Aldo Leopold
"Would I be so bad if I could turn you on?"
- Merril Bainbridge, "Mouth"
"What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, men would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to Man. All things are connected."
- Chief Seattle
"A wolf is kept fed by its feet."
- Russian proverb
"A mountain with a wolf on it stands a little taller."
- Edward Hoagland, "Red Wolves and Black Bears"
"Live with wolves, howl like a wolf."
- Rusian Proverb
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."
- Henry David Thoreau, "Walden"
"'Voom?' Mate, this parrot wouldn't 'voom' if you put four million volts through it!!"
- John Cleese, "Dead Parrot Sketch", Monty Python
"Well, you're dead now, so shut up!!"
- The Grim Reaper, "The Meaning of Life", Monty Python